FAT BEATS OF THE DAY = WACK BEATS RANT

So I listened to a shit load of beats today, some yesterday, the day before, nothing has inspired me to do a Fat Beats Of The Day post. So instead, you are going to get my rant instead.

What is with all the wack beats? Whats with finding a dope sample, and putting some wack ass drums on it? Whats with chopping the shit out of said dope sample so it has no real rhythm anymore and sounds like you are just pressing buttons in a non melodic fashion? Whats with putting bullshit spoken word over your wack ass beat in an attempt to make said beat sound more interesting "It Dosent". And if you put your crappy spoken word as an intro it just prolongs the torture I know my ears are going to have to face.

What's with all this studdering drum programing thats so outta time I cant even find the first beat any more! The swing that Dilla made so famous has been taken to such an extreme now that it's not even in time anymore. And whats with all the people commenting on said tracks as if they are actually dope further inspiring them to create even more wack shit?
  This rant is not for everyone out there, but you know who you are. If you are guilty of any of this, please stop, be original stop trying to be the next Dilla or Flying Lotus, come correct and just be YOU. Thank You. And this is what has been grinding my gears!
Peter Griffin

UPDATE.!!!! Here is a Fat Beat.