BALLIN!!!!! A Tribute to NBA Rap

 In honor of the NBA finally starting its season i thought we would take a minute to look back on some of these superstar's amazing attempts at living their dreams of being a rapper.


Tony Parker ft. Fabolous - Top of the game
 Ok..where do we begin with this one? First and let me apologize to our European and French-Canadian readers before hand, but rapping in french just sounds gay! You can't come off hard in the language of love..it just doesn't work. Second, I'll bet money that this video might be the very reason Eva Longoria filed for divorce. i mean c'mon guy..your in the NBA and your banging Eva Longoria, just leave it at that ok? Thanks


Kobe Bryant ft. Tyra Banks - K.O.B.E.
 This is great just for the way Kobe tries so hard to sound like Tupac, but actually sounds exactly like Will Smith doing a Tupac impression and you know its bad when you have Kobe's loot and the only person you can get to guest on your joint is Tyra Banks..
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Chris Webber - Too Much Drama
 More like too much intro...Web's got a minute and half intro of bullshit before he even gets to trying to rap.


Malik Sealy - Lost in the Sauce
 I think the title fits this one perfectly for whoever made the decision to put this out. From 1994 but Malik sounds exactly like 1984.

*Editors note: All Shaquille O'Neal songs have been omitted as most NBA rappers make him sound like the 2nd coming of Rakim

-Craig Sager